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well about the topic… way back in 1997 wen a guy xplained me about this topic..he said.. ”ur love life is like ur car.. ull njoy wen u drive, u can go for a new one wen it troubles, but fuel is= to the money spent on ur girl friend… if the fuel drain’s the car doesn’t move further.. Well Indian cars need to be fueled even if it doesn’t move further“. For guyz the bankruptcy comes in the form of love.Optimistically, guyz empty their pockets on a date with his girl..for nothing. Well the guyz miseries dosen’t end here, during his date his purse’s weight transfers to his heart and that’s why every one says “luv fills ur heart and empties ur pocket. “

First is the food.. the girl speaks to the humble barer, while the guy tries to decipher what she had spoken and realizes they were her starters.. this is wer the guyz act smart, as a pretext of viewing the menu card the guy checks the price of her orders.. and finds the printing error of an additional zero in every item’s price.. for safe play he says ‘make it two’ . As usual the girlz tries to vantage them self as ‘high class figure’ so they restrict their eating instincts and eat only 1/3rd of their food, well the guy compares the situation with the one wen all their friends would have a party in ‘kai yenthi bavan’ he cursed the guy who found star hotels that too with menu card which has an xtra zero in its price list.

Next is the juice mokkai— u can always spot girlz having a sip for every 15 words they speak but the juice level never drops down. now the guy also switches to her sipping mode..(it will be really bad if u complete three juices before ur girl finishes one) After an hour they would have completed half of it… While the guy is reminded by their gangs recent visit to the same place and how he won the game of ‘who makes more sound with the juice’s last froth’ and how they annoyed the nearby couples.. But guyz give no room for such emotions as for as the mokkai goes on.

There are some sentences that should not be spoken with ur girl friend and one of them is
“ask what ever u want as ur birthday/valentine’s day gift” Girlz r very smarter than the guyz and never answer that question at once . Well the guy will be having a lovely romantic evening with his girlfriend and thanking god for this eve. here it comes ” honey… do u think ill be pretty with the necklace we saw last week” the girl asks..

Well the besotted guy replies “yes”

Now there is no need for another invitation.. the girl says “my love.. I would like to have that necklace as my present”

Not to spoil the romantic eve and to keep up the mood the guy says “I was already planning on that”..

But if we voluntarily ask the girlz “wat u got for my birthday ” they would simply give a kiss, that too in our cheek.. but guyz feel contented with that(aim for the stars u may reach up in sky).

Another main factor is maintenance, guyz have to spend money frequently to keep up the gel between them. Girlz always asks the guyz to prove their love…(how, by loving her sister and spending less money on her sister than we spend for her)

Guyz.. if a girl ask u to prove ur love then she wanted u to prove her .. u still have money… and if u failed to prove her then !!bow!! for u.. i.e she will go for a pickup drop.. In ur case..

So guyz use xtra premier fuel and maintain ur car..

Disclaimer: to girlz – not all the girlz will be like this, only 99.999999% of them would fall under this cader….
To guyz- the author of this blog doesn’t have an experience hand in this field so plz forgive me if I had portrayed ur miseries in a lower scale